simsgonewrong:

same

simsgonewrong:

same

unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

Anonymous (via levi-has-the-booty)

❝ Dont mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

startraveller776:

for audreyii-fic

Today on Text Alert: Jane successfully evades youweremadetoberuled's queries into her love life (which she brought up first two chats ago), and youweremadetoberuled successfully aggravates Jane by persistent use of Norwegian.

Previous chats: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

Translations (for which I deeply apologize to native speakers):

  • Hver dag vi er fra hverandre, jeg dør litt. = Every day we are apart, I die a little.
  • Det er helt greit. Jeg kan gjøre dette hele natten. = It’s okay. I can do this all night.
  • Jeg vedder på at du er vakker når du er oppskjørtet. Jeg kan tenke meg kinnene alle rosenrød som du kjefte på meg. = I bet you’re beautiful when you’re flustered. I imagine your cheeks all rosy as you yell at me.

And for those whose mother tongue is not English, our intrepid duo mixes two cake metaphors: “You really take the cake" and "You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.”

Can we just? I mean. This is so. I love this fic-type-thing. I want to cuddle up with it and never get up again.
assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

findingboobs:

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