he had to ask the audience
you better toil, shrew
❝ Dont mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
Today on Text Alert: Jane successfully evades youweremadetoberuled's queries into her love life (which she brought up first two chats ago), and youweremadetoberuled successfully aggravates Jane by persistent use of Norwegian.
Translations (for which I deeply apologize to native speakers):
- Hver dag vi er fra hverandre, jeg dør litt. = Every day we are apart, I die a little.
- Det er helt greit. Jeg kan gjøre dette hele natten. = It’s okay. I can do this all night.
- Jeg vedder på at du er vakker når du er oppskjørtet. Jeg kan tenke meg kinnene alle rosenrød som du kjefte på meg. = I bet you’re beautiful when you’re flustered. I imagine your cheeks all rosy as you yell at me.Can we just? I mean. This is so. I love this fic-type-thing. I want to cuddle up with it and never get up again.
and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to
can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this